Oh you Royals. You're so silly.
You're just playing with us, right? Just teasing? You didn't
actually re-sign Luke Hochevar to a new contract, did you? Hasn't he
had enough chances to prove he's not worthy? If you count a finger
for every time you say that this could be the year he steps up from
“promise” to “production,” and you need a second hand to get
through all of them... well, maybe that's a sign, don't you think?
Surely, after six years you know what you have in a player. Surely
you can't be serious, right?
Oh, they're serious. The Royals
re-signed Luke Hochevar to a one-year, $4.65 million deal. Not only
did they not cut ties with him, they actually gave him more
money. They thought he deserved a raise after he went 8-16 and had
an ERA of … wait for it … 5.73! Among starting pitchers in the
AL last season that pitched more than 120 innings, only one player
had a higher ERA... one... and he had elbow surgery immediately
after the season, so he at least has a plausible excuse for his
terrible numbers. I'm not meaning to pick on Hochevar. Hell, he's
already made in a couple years playing a game more than I'll ever
hope to make in my lifetime No, this isn't about Hochevar being a
bad pitcher, he's just doing what anyone would do in his place. This
is about the Royals.
The Royals have a sickness. It's a
sickness of being controlled by the fear of loss. It's partly a
result of limited resources, partly a result of unwillingness to
spend money, and probably even partly a result of arrogance. The
sickness means that they have to hold onto a pitcher because he's
cheap enough and he could just come good. Could. “But what if you
let him go and he signs for another team and starts tearing it up for
them? Well, you just lost out, buddy.... and all we had to do was
give him one more year.” And there you have it. That's the fear.
It's as simple as that. Every organization has that fear, I'm sure,
but it seems that only the Royals let it rule them. That's the
sickness.
You only have to look back a couple
years to see the most recent example before Hochevar. For years, the
Royals drew league-wide criticism for continuing to throw Kyle Davies
out there every five days. He wasn't an awful pitcher, but he was
an awful starting pitcher. I
seem to recall reading stats that put him in the bottom 10-20 worst
starting pitchers of all time (with a minimum number of starts).
Because he had so many starts to his name, thanks to the Royals and their sickness, his name gets, almost
unfairly, lumped in with some of the most infamous record holders.
Other starting pitchers have been far worse, but their organizations
haven't been so inept (or unwilling to spend) that they were able to
rack up enough starts to get on that crap heap. Those pitchers,
logically, got cut from the team or, at the minimum, moved to the
bullpen.
“Let's try it again, Kyle. Maybe
today is the day you turn on that light for good. Oh, you didn't
make it past the fourth inning? Well, you got another start coming
up in five days. That'll be your day.” Start after start, year
after year. See, Davies was the pitcher he was always going to be,
regardless of how many times we were told that he has potential to be
better. The Royals just couldn't let him go because .. well, what
if? Luke Hochevar is Kyle Davies: Part II... and that's just the
latest. There's Luke Hochevars and Kyle Davieses going back years
and years.
What's so much worse about this time?
Well, in previous years, while the Royals had the same sickness, we
were where we belonged – in a hospital. Our team was horrible and
we were right where everyone expects you to be when you have a
sickness. It wasn't surprising, and frankly, made sense when you
think about it – one begets the other.
But this off-season, we took our
medicine and we got better. We got out of that uncomfortable bed and
took off that awful gown. We buttoned up our shirt and even put on a
tie. We were getting out of this place; we were getting discharged
from that hospital. Yep, we spent a boatload of cash on free agents
(Jeremy Guthrie and Ervin Santana, though Santana was technically a
trade) and traded away perhaps the best prospect in the game today
(Will Myers) to improve our starting rotation (James Shields and Wade
Davis). Even the harshest critics of the move acknowledge that it
greatly improves our rotation. They may say we gave up too much, or
that we only moved up to an average-quality starting rotation now,
but again, even an average rotation is greatly improved over what we
had last year and years previous.
Indeed, we were back out amongst the
world, getting up and going to work everyday, meeting up with friends
and going to your local pubs and restaurants. Things were better.
Things were … normal. At dinner one night, we say to our friends,
“You know, it's great to be back out with you guys. We thought
we'd let you in on the good news. We re-signed Luke Hochevar for
another year and gave him a raise.” And then we immediately threw
up all over the table.
yes, i noticed that i changed pronouns when referring to the royals from 'they' to 'we,' but i decided to leave it. it reflects a bit on how it starts to get personal for me.
ReplyDeleteNice ending. I wasn't expecting that. And, excellent analogy considering that it is flu season.
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